February 2009
149 posts
someone left their black leather coach gloves on my car. Karmic retribution, methinks.
January 2009
88 posts
is drunken tweeting worse than drunken texting? I’d say so!
There is a dead body and at least a dozen cops at the 465 and Emerson Ave. exit. Chilly truck driver covered up in the snow.
http://twitpic.com/18x6c -
I know you all want girl scout cookies.
forgot to remember my cheese for my pepper turkey sandwich at work. damn.
I still get way overly excited when my [old] schools get snow days. Not even sure why I check.
I feel bad for saying this, kinda but poor cop arresting my neighbor has fallen four times getting to the door. Lolz
Eating ice cream with three sick babies.
http://twitpic.com/18bn1 - Learning about butterflies with Peanut.
Watching Nova Documentaries with Lilly :)
not going to work today. snow day!
Lilly is definitely talking in her sleep. This is hilarious, haha
Way to drop the (snow)ball on this winter storm, City of Indianapolis and DPW.
Listening to Hotel California. Hi Heather =)
Guy in front of me keeps fishtailing. Thinks he’s a badass or his cavelier can take on the snow. Maybe he just can’t drive snowy streets.
Traffic downtown not moving. Probably the same all over Indy. Be careful out there, Tweeters!
smelly girl wants to use my phone. she doesn’t know I’m a germaphobe. Hmm.
I had a dream someone stole my soap. Must be catching up from 4 nights with zero sleep. Hmm.
dreaming about dinosaurs. Lots and lots of dinosaurs.
and then you put out.
Seriously going to Devour Downtown Winterfest with @indymojo on Thursday. Really! http://tinyurl.com/bwnsk6
the sense of entitlement in some people is really unbelievable.
Could use a full night’s sleep now. Hell, even a few consecutive hours would be nice. So much for that idea.
Monster truck rally fans are much dumber than football fans. I’m sure there is plenty of crossover, as well.
Just sent myself a ‘to-get’ list in a text. Lazy? No…more like genius. I would have forgotten it anyhow.
does anyone know of a reasonable semi-decent body shop? Ugh.
Someone hit my car in the parking lot. Awesome.
my left hand itches. wheres my money?
God, I’ll pay for this in the morning but it was definitely worth it.
oh Goe, I’ll be paying for this in the morning but man, was it worth it. =]
Leaving just in time to be late for Kings of Leon.
“She’s not my type
Too hippie too many drugs not enough mantle space.”
Counting down to Kings of Leon.
oh man, I’m really glad I haven’t heard a single thing about pilots and planes swimming in the Hudson today.
Did I really just hear a 5 minute radio commercial on how to eat an oreo properly? WTF.
Stuck in Mike’s Carwash. Fabulous. What idiot hit their breaks today?
Alright, you got off the plane and it was a huge success and great act of heroism. Can we move past it now? /sigh. I know I’m an asshole.
Gosh, I just love the smell of chloroform in the afternoon.
cinnamon rolls. sweet action.
forgot today was payday. I was wondering where all that money came from.
This just in: It’s warmer in Alaska than it is in Indy. Hmm.
Prison Break ends next season. Hmm. You can only break out of prison so many times before it gets old, I suppose.
Doing donuts all over the place. Whee!
can’t wait for January 21st to get here!!
Five minutes on kittenwar.com makes life better. It also wastes five minutes of your life, you know.
Attempted to listen to the radio until I heard Katie Perry. ON TWO STATIONS. WTF.
Lilly is asleep still. Which means one solid week of uninterrupted sleep. Whew! 5 months isn’t bad!